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I'm in Brighton and.... Matt Beaumont, e:

Fat Frank is back from the police. He and Desperate Dan are working on the grovelling apology in the hope it'll persuade Hunniford not to press charges. Got to admit, it'sa crack. I remember getting my picture in the Brighton Argus when I was nine for catching a mutant three-eyed dab off the beach. Thought that was a buzz, but it had nothing on this.